about me 

hi my name is michelle

but i prefer shelly (ahem u hear that holley)

this is my face

links and important stuff

• sideblogs {perpetually in construction}
• these are tags that i frequently use (not really)
• these are tumblr users that i probably want to bone idk

• you have to learn how to put up with my multiple blogger personalities ok
• if you follow me, i’ll always, always check out your blog and scroll through the first few pages and i’ll follow back if i like you/your blog!
• i’m a fun person i swear
• ok no i’m actually horrible run away while u can

• i’m from singapoop but i live in china for now lol
• i love food you have no idea (food tag!)
• chris colfer is my king (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
• i intensely dislike wearing pants because pants are uncomfortable and unnecessary i will burn them all
• i typwe really bad unless it’s a seriouis conversation
• if u like louis tomlinson and/or harry styles and chris colfer please marry me
• ALSO expect to hear me whining and crying about anal fisting (the way to shelly’s heart is through anal fisting yes)

OMG I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS ABOUT ME IS REALLY BORING LOL I NEED TESTIMONIALS BUT I HAVE NO FRIENDS HELP 

(ok in progress now i am so hopeless sigh omg)

ok so here’s a few pictures to sum up my existence

are u crying yet bcuease i am

im even scared of myself wtf

(vanessa killblaine aka gpoy)

this guy is literally me 800% of the time

yeah me too haz

i’m so fucking done

(i’m not actually done ha jokes on u)

this is the most popular i’ve ever been jsyk

dumb

i cried a bit

psa i do not actually have a penis but if i did it would be huge ok so yeah heads up ladies

this is muh friend alicia goat she’s dum b go fllow herpes

my dad (just kidding no it’s rlly my dad not haha wow no im kid)

xoxo

shelly